Dear Lakme Pop Tints,

I see how cute like a crayon you look in those ads. And Kareena Kapoor, how cute she looks! Like she just ate an orange chuski! Goes with the weather and her clothes too.
See there? I said chuski. Because I expected you to understand. You're Indian, no? Which gaddaar (traitor) Indian doesn't know what a chuski is? Raise your hand!
*no one*!
*awkward silence*