Friday, March 15, 2013

7 Signs You Might be Dating A Beauty Blogger!

 Did you know that they walk among us? Beauty Bloggers? Your grandmother told you stories when you were little about them, Yes? (Let's just pretend, ok? Party Pooper, you!) But do you know that you might be dating one? The thing you may not be aware of completely is that they are a lot like the characters from teenage (supernatural) romance movies/ series. They seem to blend among all the other gorgeous women in the world. But then, there are some tell tale signs that you can (must) look out for to see if that new girl in class you're crushing on could be one of them! *eerie background music!*

1. You might find pictures of her body parts on her phone or camera.
*Smacksyouonyourheadforthatfilthythought!* I meant her lips or her eyes specifically. Everybody makes fish/duck faces. Beauty Bloggers pout.
 2. On lazy weekend mornings/ afternoons, when you have absolutely no plans of going out, if you wake up from your nap for a glass of water, or get back home after running some errands, and you catch your better half with makeup on her face, yes, that's a sign. Not a sign that she's cheating on you/ going out making her own plans she kept from you, but a sign that she's a beauty blogger.
3. If you see her clicking her own pictures with half her face made up (Look at my that girl's ^ left eye), She's definitely a beauty blogger. Or she could have conjunctivitis and hence trying out makeup only on one side of her face, but that would again be mainly because she's a beauty blogger! Normal girls resist their urge (if at all) to put on makeup when they're unwell!
 4. Let's talk specifically about your case. You know when she puts on a nice full face of makeup and goes outside to take pictures, and her hair gets messed up because of the wind (Or if she asks you to take her picture and you do reluctantly and she thinks it's rubbish) she becomes hulk? Yes? That. Is. It.
 5. Beauty bloggers might sound a lot like Stefan/Damon/Edward but they're actually the opposite of vampires. Beauty Bloggers LOVE (and I can't emphasize enough) absolutely love sunlight! They hate that time of the day when they cant take pictures anymore.
6. You might notice scarring or marks on her hands (back of her palm and her inner arm specifically) that might give you the impression she's been abusing herself or is a victim of domestic violence or all the crazy things you could think of. It's actually swatches of lipsticks/ blush/ makeup in general, especially the long wearing kinds, that wouldn't come off easily with soap + water. It's not like she din't try getting it off, Ok!

7. Beauty Bloggers love new makeup! This isn't the normal love they have for Makeup. In. General. It's that untouched, virgin makeup, that's an obsession with beauty bloggers! If your girl goes into a frenzy when she freshly shops for makeup or into a daze when a parcel with new makeup arrives and she wouldn't let anybody touch it. How she snatches her parcel saying something that sounds like a possessed woman saying "MINE!"/ Doesn't react to anything, because she's in a daze, she's possessed and all that new makeup is hers! She's going to take pretty pictures of her beauties that are mine hers!.. Mmine! To look at and to play with, to carefully unwrap and stare creepily at. To love and to hold and to cherish and to destroy. Forever! Mineee!

Anyway, I was saying.. Ya.. So, she goes mad clicking pictures of it till the battery of her camera gives up and only then, if she's completely satisfied, does she get back to being her normal self. Well, if that's what you call normal!

Ok. That. Is. It. I. Am. Really. Enjoying. Typing. Like. This. Not. Anymore. Ok. Bye.
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38 comments

  1. What an awesome article... so well written,, being a beauty blogger u truly understand how it all goes.. hahaha... the 6th point is too good.. :)

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  2. Oh my goodness!!!Now that was such an awesome write-up Ikya...thoroughly enjoyed reading every word :P

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  3. Hahaha....OMG Ikya, this was awesome! Fabulous! Hilarious!!! Loved it <3 esp "You might find pictures of her body parts on her phone or camera.
    *Smacksyouonyourheadforthatfilthythought!*"
    No.7 is absolutely, totally me.

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  4. the 7th point is soooo damn true! There are lipsticks 4 months old unused just because I haven't taken pics yet. And I wont use until I get sexy pics of that!

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  5. ROFWL!!!!

    You missed one - when u go to visit her and find her with a mismatched face (EEEEKKKKKK).....you realize that half her face is looks like the girl-next-door and the other half looks like the goth princess u wish u never met....then my friend it shud hit u.....that u r datin a beauty bloggggeeerrrrr (creepy voice fades into scary laughter - without old times background music - Toin Toin TOIN)!!!!!

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  6. bang on,.... its a war when I ask hubby to click piccys...
    and my hubs has caught me many times cleaning the hoiuse with full makeup on!!!

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  7. awesome=you <3 btw what did you apply on your lower lashline for the heavy kohl eyes as in which liner is it?thanks :)

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  8. awesome=you <3 btw what did you apply on your lower lashline for the heavy kohl eyes as in which liner is it?thanks :)

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  9. hi...it was a great read & I agree with all the 7 points you wrote about beauty bloggers

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  10. Ok, so I'd like to date you now, plij medam, preddy plij? :*

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  11. Interesting post :)

    Like your blog :)

    Wanna follow each other,let me know on my blog,i'll follow back :)

    http://teenfashioncorner.blogspot.com

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  12. hey! so lovely)
    would you like to follow each other?
    flw me and tell about this! Be sure I’ll flw back)
    http://mooreann.blogspot.com/
    Anna

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  13. hahahahaah!! this is so true!! I don't let anyone touch my makeup until I have taken pictures of them and my BF keeps wondering if I have gone crazy when he sees with full face of makeup even if we are not going out. :D

    I loooooove your writing style. Its awesome!

    Best,
    Priyanka (The Purplenista)

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  14. hahaha so true ! but I'm not a fashion blogger :P
    followed you back,new post at my blog :>

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  15. great! would you like to follow each other? let me know!

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  16. LOL what an awesome post Iku! Guilty on all counts ;)

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  17. hahahhahaha....awesome post...loved that sunlight point.. Following you :)

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  18. This was an awesome read! Loved the sunlight and the new makeup love points....Great Post Ikya...

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  19. Really nice Ikya. May I add, to the last point that Beauty Bloggers may even refer to their stash of new MAC / MUFE / Bobbi Brown / High end etc makeup as "My Preciousssss!"

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  20. hahahahha!!! That was hillarious!!! you just made my morning!!!

    Much love, usssha.blogspot.com

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  21. cant describe enough how awesome n true this post is !! girl u just knocked it off totally !!
    ;p

    Tamanna
    tamanz.blogspot.com

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  22. really liked the post.... specially point no. 6 :)

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  23. Haha SO TRUE!!! my phone or my camera- whenever someone accidentally browses photos theyr like WTF>>??

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  24. Nice post!! I like your blog!!! would you like to follow each other with GFC and Bloglovin?
    Besos, desde España, Marcela♥

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  25. Hahahaha...this was awesome..cudnt stop laughin at every pt..sooo truee..

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  26. this is the most amazing post ive ever read :P n all of it is so true :D love u for this!

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  27. Every Single Point is true :D Specially 5 and 7 :P Thanks for writing this post Ikya :D A beautiful name you have ^_^

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  28. this is such a fun post! :D story of every beauty blogger! :P and perhaps their boyfrnds :P

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  29. LOL I love how you started this post! God, I love your writing style and this was a great fun post to read :D

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  30. Rofl......so well written.....thoroughly enjoyed it.....way to go girl......you are good at what you do...writing. ....and the make up.....too good

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    1. Urvashi ma'am! You say the nicest things. Thanks a ton. :)

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