7 Signs You Might be Dating A Beauty Blogger!

 Did you know that they walk among us? Beauty Bloggers? Your grandmother told you stories when you were little about them, Yes? (Let's just pretend, ok? Party Pooper, you!) But do you know that you might be dating one? The thing you may not be aware of completely is that they are a lot like the characters from teenage (supernatural) romance movies/ series. They seem to blend among all the other gorgeous women in the world. But then, there are some tell tale signs that you can (must) look out for to see if that new girl in class you're crushing on could be one of them! *eerie background music!*

1. You might find pictures of her body parts on her phone or camera.
*Smacksyouonyourheadforthatfilthythought!* I meant her lips or her eyes specifically. Everybody makes fish/duck faces. Beauty Bloggers pout.
 2. On lazy weekend mornings/ afternoons, when you have absolutely no plans of going out, if you wake up from your nap for a glass of water, or get back home after running some errands, and you catch your better half with makeup on her face, yes, that's a sign. Not a sign that she's cheating on you/ going out making her own plans she kept from you, but a sign that she's a beauty blogger.

3. If you see her clicking her own pictures with half her face made up (Look at my that girl's ^ left eye), She's definitely a beauty blogger. Or she could have conjunctivitis and hence trying out makeup only on one side of her face, but that would again be mainly because she's a beauty blogger! Normal girls resist their urge (if at all) to put on makeup when they're unwell!

 4. Let's talk specifically about your case. You know when she puts on a nice full face of makeup and goes outside to take pictures, and her hair gets messed up because of the wind (Or if she asks you to take her picture and you do reluctantly and she thinks it's rubbish) she becomes hulk? Yes? That. Is. It.

 5. Beauty bloggers might sound a lot like Stefan/Damon/Edward but they're actually the opposite of vampires. Beauty Bloggers LOVE (and I can't emphasize enough) absolutely love sunlight! They hate that time of the day when they cant take pictures anymore.

6. You might notice scarring or marks on her hands (back of her palm and her inner arm specifically) that might give you the impression she's been abusing herself or is a victim of domestic violence or all the crazy things you could think of. It's actually swatches of lipsticks/ blush/ makeup in general, especially the long wearing kinds, that wouldn't come off easily with soap + water. It's not like she din't try getting it off, Ok!

7. Beauty Bloggers love new makeup! This isn't the normal love they have for Makeup. In. General. It's that untouched, virgin makeup, that's an obsession with beauty bloggers! If your girl goes into a frenzy when she freshly shops for makeup or into a daze when a parcel with new makeup arrives and she wouldn't let anybody touch it. How she snatches her parcel saying something that sounds like a possessed woman saying "MINE!"/ Doesn't react to anything, because she's in a daze, she's possessed and all that new makeup is hers! She's going to take pretty pictures of her beauties that are mine hers!.. Mmine! To look at and to play with, to carefully unwrap and stare creepily at. To love and to hold and to cherish and to destroy. Forever! Mineee!

Anyway, I was saying.. Ya.. So, she goes mad clicking pictures of it till the battery of her camera gives up and only then, if she's completely satisfied, does she get back to being her normal self. Well, if that's what you call normal!

Ok. That. Is. It. I. Am. Really. Enjoying. Typing. Like. This. Not. Anymore. Ok. Bye.